WHAT WILL IT COST?

“When Health is absent, wisdom cannot reveal itself, art cannot become manifest, strength cannot be executed, wealth is useless, and reason is powerless.”  -  Herophilus (Greek physician, follower of Hippocrates. Practiced in Alexandria, Egypt. Known as the "Father of Anatomy") c. 300 BCE
 

Who is the most expensive chiropractor? He's the one who appears cheap. He's the one who doesn't do the job, who has little to no idea what Chiropractic really is, and, therefore, cannot offer it to you. When you go to a chiropractor who bills him or herself as one who treats back and nack pain, nothing will really change. You may get relief, but the cause will remain, to come back again, probably worse, perhaps in a totally different form, including in the form of one or several diseases. You could take a couple Advil for the same effect (I am not advocating this), and save a bunch of money.
 

I know... you still want to know how much this will cost. The good news about this practice is that you will know everything… what I have found, what it means to you in your life, exactly how long your Initial Intensive Care will take, exactly how much it will cost… up front. No surprises! Please, at this point, do not ask me how much, even a “ballpark.” I cannot answer until I know. As soon as I know... you’ll know.
 

How much will it cost? In the end, the real question is "Will the time and money required bring about massive change for the better in my health my life, in ways that I cannot even imagine now?" You come in, get checked, watch me adjust Practice Members, and ask Practice Members their stories. Then, return for your Report of Findings. You'll figure out the answer easily enough. 

WHAT DO YOU GET HERE, FOR YOUR TIME AND MONEY? Far more than you expect. Way more than simple pain relief. You want examples?

“I’ve always had what I believe to be the norm. Since adjustments began, I have so much more. Pretty soon, I won’t have to sleep!”  - Holly Silvera-Newman, San Francisco

“My sense of emotional and intellectual focus has improved greatly. Physically, I find that I have discovered the Fountain of Youth. Without VSC my spine feels so flexible, and I feel the energy going through my body.”
- Lauren Battaglia, San Anselmo

 

MEDICAL INSURANCE EXPLAINED (A funny but true look)

Q. What does HMO stand for?
A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "HEY MOE." Its
roots go back to a concept pioneered by Moe of the Three Stooges, who
discovered that a patient could be made to forget the pain in his foot if he
was poked hard enough in the eye .

Q. I just joined an HMO. How difficult will it be to choose the
doctor I want?
A. Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents. Your
insurer will provide you with a book listing all the doctors in the plan.
The doctors basically fall into two categories: those who are no longer
accepting new patients, and those who will see you but are no longer
participating in the plan. But don't worry, the remaining doctor who is
still in the plan and accepting new patients has an office just a half-day's
drive away and a diploma from a third world country.

Q. Do all diagnostic procedures require pre-certification?
A. No. Only those you need.

Q. Can I get coverage for my preexisting conditions?
A. Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment.

Q. What happens if I want to try alternative forms of medicine?
A. You'll need to find alternative forms of payment.

Q My pharmacy plan only covers generic drugs, but I need the name
brand. I tried the generic medication, but it gave me a stomach ache.
What should I do?

A. Poke yourself in the eye.

Q. What if I'm away from home and I get sick?
A. You really shouldn't do that

Q. I think I need to see a specialist, but my doctor insists he can
handle my problem. Can a general practitioner really perform a heart
transplant right in his/her office?
A Hard to say, but considering that all you're risking is the $20
co-payment, there's no harm in giving it a shot .

Q Will health care be different in the next decade?
A. No, but if you call right now, you might get an appointment by then
 

 

- Gerry Zalkovsky, Mill Valley